17May/0512
Rescued
I am pleased to write that near sundown this evening, my camp fire was spotted by a passing cargo ship and I have been rescued.
Although somewhat disappointed that I will be unable to amuse my readers with my island adventures, I am glad to be back on my way home where I will resume my life as a panhandler.
I decided to leave George behind on the island with a tub of peanut butter as his punishment. I think it fitting, do you not?
May 17th, 2005 - 19:48
So glad you’ve been rescued!
And I thoroughly enjoyed your story!
May 17th, 2005 - 20:38
LOL!!
Where did you manage to get the peanut butter, dude?
May 17th, 2005 - 20:55
It was in my knapsack along with all my water bottles. It just so happened that when my ship sank I had time to raid the ship’s kitchen before jumping into the sea.
The real question now is… where did the coconut boat come from?
May 17th, 2005 - 21:06
Lol!
-Eric
May 18th, 2005 - 01:08
Wah!! I want you to still be stranded on the island, cause it was interesting! lol
Will you at least continue telling us stories about your pan handling experiences? *pleading look*
May 18th, 2005 - 07:14
Well, actually, my journal will probably move toward a more realistic direction. So instead of hearing about my imaginary adventures, you’ll start hearing about my *real* adventures.
Like the time I went to wal-mart. wow! that was unbelievable! *slaps his knee* man… you have no idea…
May 18th, 2005 - 09:56
YES!! I wanna hear about that!
You are much more fascinating in your real adventures.
May 18th, 2005 - 10:55
Well.. I drove to wal-mart.. and I bought some food. Then I went home.
wow that was exciting
May 18th, 2005 - 11:18
LOL!
May 18th, 2005 - 11:39
Oh common….!
May 18th, 2005 - 11:57
common tommy,
tell us what happened.
May 18th, 2005 - 12:52
It was a purely hypothetical, and altogether sarcastically fictional event given as an example.